foreigner

I have decided that it is in my best interest to relearn french. I took french in highschool, and i fell in love with it. I was awarded student of the year in french and everything. But i had no one to speak it with, so i didnt keep up after highschool. Now i feel like it is the one thing missing from my life. Its such a romantic language. Living in south florida, spanish would probably be more useful, but when have i ever been practical? I mean, more than french id love to learn latin. A dead language. In any case, i feel like learning to speak french is the key to everything in my life. As soon as i can speak it fluently i will be transformed. I will have a fancy job in a big city. I will dress in only the finest designer clothes. I will carry a $5000 purse. Made of some rare animal skin, because really im too busy speaking french to care about animals. I will only drink champagne. OR ill be this cool downtown chick. Ill dress like mary kate and/or ashley open circa their college days. Ill smoke clove cigarettes and write film reviews for some underground newspaper. What will actually happen is i will pay $77 to learn french and stay exactly the same, only better able to assist the french canadians at my mall job.